Yesterday at R&R sg perak, there was a souvenier shop. Being a souvenier junky, i could not resist but to check things out.
Banyak benda cantik-cantik I must say, but I found myself attracted to a nice looking parang. Hulu nya berukir, pakcik tu kata parang berbeza ikut pembuatnya and this one designed it so you'll have a good grip ketika memotong and such.
Wallet pulak tak bawak, nasib pinjam duit Ali dulu. Anyways~
Ajoi then came and asked , "kenapa beli benda-benda bahaya ni, sayang?". I then said, "rumah kita kan takde parang, sayang. Kena lah ada at least satu. Senang sikit nak buat kerja-kerja, ni asyik nak korbankan butcher knife saya je".
Ajoi nodded but then again maybe sebab parang tu already digenggam ke dada bininya, apo laei nak dikato?? Boli yo lah!
He then turned his head to a spread of keris on display. "eh, napa tanak beli keris, sayang?"
Well not too long ago, ado ular torsosat masuk umah den, dihalau takmo keluar, ditolk pakai kayu, dio poei panjat pulok cemin bosar nu hah! Last2 torpakso lah dibunuh takuit mondatangkan mudarat di kendian haghi.
Kito spray dio ngan sheltox kasi dio mabuk dulu, si ajoi menokan kepalonyo dongan batang besi kasi tak bergerak. After that den poie la carik pemotong, bukek dek laci, yg ado butcher knife yg den baru beli tu, cantik laie berbungkus! Tanak la den korbankan, aghi tu mr raja dah pakai satu den punyo untukk potong dahan, kesian mr raja dok menetak dahan tu lamo bonar tak putuih-putuih sobab umah den time tu mano ado paghang laie! Eh, dah melalut cito laien pulak..
Anyways, den kosian nengok ulau tu lama bonar kono tokan kepalonyo... Kitorang bismillah bebanyak, kemudian digunting la kepalo ulau tu.
Gunting?? Yes, digunting? Itu pun kitorang da raso polik bobonar.
Bobalik pado coghito asal, kalau dibeli keris... Hmmm, kono golak den dgn bangsa ulau, kalau cubo nak membunuhnyo pakai keris. Hehe.
Tapi worry not, umah den now got parang already, sapo nak buek open table durian, leh panggil den. Nanti den datang ngan parang spesel den ;) kito makan samo2. Heh.